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shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

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May 25, 2013
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fuckyeahfirepokemon:

How I handle equips in RPGs

  1. Main character gets the best stuff
  2. everyone else gets whatever the main character doesn’t need anymore

No exceptions

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May 25, 2013
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May 25, 2013
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do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

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May 25, 2013
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so gorgeous

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May 25, 2013
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buzzfeedmusic:

British singer-songwriter Charlie XCX did an amazingly sultry cover of the Backstreet Boys classic “I Want It That Way.”

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May 25, 2013
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mattfoundglory:

the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth

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sapphrikah:

woc-resist:

me.

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May 25, 2013
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May 25, 2013
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hoelloween:

how many times can someone leave your door open before you’re allowed to kill them

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