- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
best running songs
- don’t stop me now by queen
- three small words by josie and the pussycats
- dancing with myself by billy idol
- deceptacon by le tigre
- semi-charmed life by third eye blind
- heavy cross by the gossip
- long shot by kelly clarkson
- same mistakes by the echo-friendly (for that dramatic, pensive, slow jog)
x.
JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS!!!!!!!!!!
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Disney’s Alice in Wonderland premiere at Leicester Square Theatre, 1951.
(Source: lewis-carroll, via sometimeroundmidnight)
(via shehasnoears)
